He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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