That's when you crack a 10am beer
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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