is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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