they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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