he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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