I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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