"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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