so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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