Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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