apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
