how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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