i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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