why didn't you poke me back
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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