well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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