Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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