Kiss
Puke
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just high enough for therapy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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