its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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