remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
