So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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