i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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