I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
How's work?
Spinning.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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