What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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