Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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