Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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