Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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