If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
