My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
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3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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