The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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