no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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