he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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