wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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