He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He felt like a one man threesome
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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