So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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