first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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