Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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