4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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