google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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