We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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