It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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