you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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