if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
should my penis look like a turkey
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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