She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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