So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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