what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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