I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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