U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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