I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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