Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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