Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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