Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I have demons in me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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