where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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