where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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