fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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