Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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