ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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